8 Best Penis Milking Machines for Men in 2024

If you're looking for a sex toy that'll give your balls a thorough draining, a penis-milking machine might be exactly what you need. Milking machines are designed with intensity in mind. They're designed to milk you, after all - we're sure you can imagine what that entails!

These toys usually feature powerful, automatic stimulation of numerous varieties, and intend to give you super intense orgasms over and over again. They're not for the faint of heart, and they're often pretty expensive. For this reason, it is important to figure out exactly what kind of milking machine you need, to avoid wasting money.

To that end, we've put together this list of what we consider to be the 8 best penis-milking machines on the market right now. Here, we'll go into detail about all their features, tell you all about our testers' experience with them, and we'll list their advantages and disadvantages to help you come to a conclusion about which is the milker for you. Let's get to it!

How We Put Together This Guide

This guide to the best penis-milking machines was put together based on the following criteria:

• Special features
• Usability and comfort
• Material quality
• Hygiene
• Level of stimulation
• Durability

Best Penis Milking Machines for 2024: Our Recommendations

The Milker Deluxe Automatic Milking Machine

The penis-milking machine that we consider to be the best on our site is also the priciest; the Milker Deluxe is a super-luxury device designed with intensity in mind, and it features automatic stimulation and settings which aim to mimic the feeling of thrusting into a mouth, vagina, or anus.

These sensations and their intensity are controlled using the variable-speed controller, which is basically a knob you twist until you land on something you like. This gives you a good amount of control.

You actually get two different sizes of silicone milking cylinders that can be swapped out to vary where you're receiving stimulation. The larger cylinder is designed to fit and stimulate your entire penis shaft, while the smaller cylinder is designed for more precise stimulation, either on your penis head or other areas like your or your partner's nipples. Both achieve their purpose very well, though the suction pressure is more intense with the larger cylinder.

A bit of warm soapy water will do the trick - either that or some anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner. As the cylinders are silicone, we'd only recommend using a water-based lube with this machine - silicone or oil-based lubes will just end up damaging it.

The Milker Deluxe is a powerful device - so much so that it needs to be plugged into a wall socket to get it going. Though we're huge fans of everything it does, we'd only really recommend it to people with the funds to splash, as it's such an expensive device. Try to catch it on sale if you can!

Results From Our Testers

• The two different cylinders let you focus the pleasure wherever you want it - they work great with a partner
• The dial controller lets you get precise suction stimulation
• It can be used hands-free except with the smaller penis head cylinder
• It's very powerful but it's hard not to want a bit more power, or extra features, for the price
• It's nice and easy to set up

Pros and Cons

Customer Reviews

Kiiroo Keon + Feel Stroker Interactive Masturbator Combo Set

Our pick for the most realistic penis-milking machine is this combo set from Kiiroo which includes both their Keon thrusting machine, as well as their Feel Stroker masturbator sleeve. The Keon's thrusting capabilities make it feel more lifelike than any other toy on this list when it gets to work.

It's a hard plastic piece of kit that the stroker clicks into place inside. Though theoretically, you could use it hands-free if you balance it right, it's easier to just hold onto the Keon as it thrusts away - its design is ergonomic and quite comfortable to hold.

You can alter both the speed and depth of stroking with buttons on the side of the Keon, but we find it more fun to sync the device up to interactive content via Bluetooth and the Kiiroo phone app as it'll thrust up and down according to what's happening on screen. The sync isn't perfect 100% of the time, but more often than not it works great. It can also sync up with other Kiiroo sex toys for long-distance fun.

The Feel Stroker is a neat addition - it's a great Fleshlight-style manual stroker in its own right. It features a realistic vagina opening, and the Real Skin TPE material feels lifelike as well. Though it works great on its own, it's designed to work perfectly with the Keon, remaining very sturdily where you want it after it clicks into place.

This is a fairly expensive combo set, but with it you're getting two toys that synergize perfectly. It's perfect for milking either automatically or manually, and you can swap out the included Feel Stroker for any of Kiiroo's other strokers from the same series if you find yourself becoming a fan.

Read our in-depth review

Kiiroo Keon Review

Results From Our Testers

• The thrusting works very well, it's much smoother than we expected
• The built-in settings are fun to play with
• Really gets going once you connect it to interactive adult content, or to other sex toys
• It's quite bulky but still comfortable to hold
• Feel stroker is a great addition, feels nice and realistic

Video Review

Pros and Cons

Customer Reviews

18X Milker Automatic Sliding and Stroking Male Masturbator

The 18X Milker is our go-to device if we're looking for power thanks to its variety of speed and pattern settings that control the rotating beads. We've crowned it our most powerful penis-milking machine due to its ability to reach up to 220 RPM without even needing to be plugged into a wall for power.

In case you're out of the loop, RPM means revolutions (or in this case, rotations) per minute - so with an RPM of 220, this stroker rotates pretty damn quickly, meaning you get a lot of powerful stimulation. The spiral placement of the beads makes it feel as if they're stroking down your penis in an infinite loop, which is unique and quite pleasurable. Overall there are 3 speeds and 6 patterns to choose from.

It's fairly comfortable to hold on to, and the sleeve itself is made from a soft TPE material that feels nice and cushioned during use. We did find that this toy isn't the tightest on the market, so if you have a smaller penis you may want something designed for you to get the pleasure you're looking for. Anyone with average to large penises should find the 18X Milker to be just fine though. It has an insertable length of 7.5 inches which accommodates a large range of penis lengths.

The internal sleeve is removable which helps make it easier to clean, though you do have to make sure you're cleaning out all the nooks and crannies created by the beads. This is also a waterproof toy, meaning you can take it with you in the shower for some water play. As it's automatic, it has a rechargeable battery and comes with a cable for charging.

Results From Our Testers

• The spiraling beads provide uniquely stimulating sensations, though they might not be for everyone - we'd recommend this toy if you know you're into rotating stimulation
• It's a powerful toy with an RPM of up to 220
• Works great as a stroker with or without the auto features
• The internal sleeve is soft and stretchy
• You do need to hold on to it if you're not great at balancing

Pros and Cons

Milker Pro Edition Automatic BJ Machine

Just to be clear, this entry isn't for the best dick-milking machine with automatic motion, as they all feature automatic motion - instead, the Milker Pro is the penis-milker that features automatic motion in the best way. Featuring intense automatic suction, this is a BJ machine that gets very close to the real thing.

The suction is powered by a motor that reaches up to 3000 RPM. If that sounds like a little much, don't worry - you don't feel it rotating against your penis, it's just there to make the suction as powerful as it is. There are 5 speeds and 5 patterns, all of which feel great and quite lifelike.

This vibrator has 3 speeds and 7 patterns, and it works very well in tandem with the suction, making for an experience that is overall, very pleasurable.

You can use the stroker hands-free thanks to the included wireless remote. This remote can alter the settings for both the suction and the vibration. Though the remote does require 1 triple-A battery, the Milker Pro main unit plugs into a wall for power.

All the parts of the device, including the sleeve and hoses, come apart for easy cleaning. The main unit and bullet vibrator aren't waterproof, so take care to wash them separately, and definitely don't submerge them. After washing everything, let it air dry thoroughly before storage.

Results From Our Testers

• The suction gets quite intense - be sure to experiment with the settings to find the best one for you
• The vibrating bullet is a fantastic addition, it gives it an extra kick
• As it plugs into the wall you can use it for as long as you want
• It's a shame the bullet isn't rechargeable but it only requires one battery
• The silicone sleeve isn't as realistic as TPE but it's nice and soft

Pros and Cons

VeDO Hummer 2.0 Vibrating Auto Blow Job Oral Sex Simulator Machine

The Hummer 2.0 is another automatic BJ machine, and we reckon it's the best vibrating penis-milking machine that money can buy in 2024. It's a brilliant upgrade over the original Hummer, featuring more speeds, more functions, more detailed textures, and more stimulation.

Capable of providing 180 suction impulses per minute (which is 71 more than the original Hummer), with the Hummer 2.0 you're getting a hell of a lot more stimulation via suction. There are 9 different gears that offer varied suction modes, and 6 speeds that allow you to select an intensity depending on your mood.

The vibrations are powered by the hand unit and help make the Hummer 2.0 even more stimulating. The hand unit is actually detachable, so you can use it as a handheld stroker if you feel like going manual.

The sleeve of the hand unit is made from soft silicone and is lined with nubs that make it capable of providing a lot more pleasure than the original Hummer, which featured a sleeve that was completely smooth, for some reason. The textured sleeve is an obvious upgrade.

Back to the main unit, this device needs to be plugged into a wall socket to account for its power. This makes it a little less mobile but does mean you can use it for as long as you want. The set also includes a remote control so you can alter the settings without having to fiddle awkwardly with any buttons on the stroker or main unit, which is convenient.

Results From Our Testers

• Very powerful suction
• It does provide hands-free suction but you may need to stroke manually to get where you need to be
• Vibrations are a great addition and feel very good
• You need to make sure to clean every crevice so it doesn't get nasty
• Could have more automatic stimulation for the price

Pros and Cons

Milk Me Silly Vibrating & Gyrating Masturbator Pussy + Ass by Pipedream

The Milk Me Silly sex doll is no joke; it's 20 pounds of Pipedream's proprietary Fanta Flesh that has been fashioned into a realistic ass and vagina that is capable of vibrating and gyrating while it jiggles away. This is the best penis-milking sex doll we sell due to all the thought and technology that went into it.

This is a very expensive sex toy, but for the price you get an advanced and feature-packed device that provides both a lot of physical stimulation as well as visual stimulation. As you can see, it looks just like a real woman's ass and vagina, and it feels realistic as well. It's also a great size which makes it easy to hold, while not being distractingly small, which is a problem with other dolls.

The motors rotate against the sleeve, manipulating the internal canals (vagina and butt) and providing lots of stimulation as the nubs are squeezed all over your penis. It's a unique experience for sure and is very fun to use.

All this stimulation is powered by plugging the unit into a wall socket. We will admit that the type of stimulation you get here is definitely the least realistic part of the toy, as real women obviously do not contain gyrating motors in their ass cheeks. However, the realistic design makes up for this to a good degree.

Included with the doll are 3 travel plugs that let you use it wherever you are in the world, as well as a bullet vibrator that can be used with it which provides even more stimulation. This is a luxury item, but if you've got the funds we think you'll be extremely pleased with your purchase.

Results From Our Testers

• This is a striking device, and it provides a hell of a lot of physical and visual stimulation
• The design is realistic and looks great
• The gyrating motors make stroking feel very nice, and it makes the ass jiggle as a bonus
• The vagina and butt holes feature different textures which is neat
• The stimulation itself isn't very realistic - it's more realistic if you don't use the advanced features, but they're what you're paying for

Pros and Cons

The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump with Stroker Sleeve by Lynk Pleasure

If you've ever read any of our other lists, you'll know we're huge fans of the Excelsior penis pump from Lynk Pleasure. It's an advanced penis pump that's also capable of getting you off with its included stroker sleeve, meaning you get to achieve some penis gains while also experiencing a lot of pleasure.

This is a vacuum pump that uses air pressure to pump your penis, helping boost your erections and letting you see some penis growth over time. It's an automatic pump meaning you don't have to do any of your own pumping; just turn it on and you're good to go.

The screen displays all the info you need including air pressure, pumping settings, battery life, the time left on the timer, and various other bits of information. It's easy to use and makes altering the settings very easy.

The Excelsior features Smart Memory technology which allows it to save your favorite settings so you can instantly get back to where you were. There's also Smart Auto suction mode, with which you can experience numerous exercises that are designed for specific purposes including growth and stamina training. There's also a quick-release valve for safety.

As we mentioned, it also includes a stroker sleeve which allows you to use it as an automatic masturbator, which is a great addition. A 2-hour charge gives you up to 12 hours of pumping, which is a great ratio. The Excelsior is an expensive pump, but for the price you get a very advanced device that works very well in every aspect.

Results From Our Testers

• Overall a great pump that provides a lot of suction
• Very easy to use
• Lots of features to play with all of which are useful
• Includes stroker sleeve is a great addition
• It's quite bulky but not too heavy

Video Review

Pros and Cons

Customer Reviews

Lovense Max 2 Rechargeable Full Shaft App-controlled Masturbator

We reckon the Lovense Max 2 is the best interactive penis-milking machine that we offer on our site. Its extensive interactivity means there are lots of ways to use it, and all of the technology is packed into an appealingly sleek design that uses premium materials.

The Lovense Max 2 combines vibrations with contractions that are powered by air pumps built into the device. The result is a device that strokes up and down hands-free and also features numerous settings that you can alter on the fly for some dynamic fun. You can also alter the tightness on the sleeve, which is very nice to see.

The outer shell is built from ABS plastic which feels sleek but durable. It also features an adjustable air valve which is how you change the tightness of the sleeve while also getting a bit of extra suction.

With this toy, the interactivity has numerous layers. Using the Lovense App, you can control the settings hands-free, or let a partner control them for you. You can also sync it up to a partner's Lovense toy regardless of where they are in the world for long-distance play. The Max 2 will sync up to the movement, and can also sync up to sounds, which makes for an interesting time when paired with adult content.

Overall, this is a futuristic cock milker that features a plethora of features that we love. It would be good enough on its own with the contractions and vibrations, but the interactivity takes it to another level. It's not cheap, but we believe you really get what you're paying for here.

Results From Our Testers

• Contractions and vibrations feel great
• Build quality feels very premium, and the materials all feel good
• The silicone sleeve is textured nicely
• Lots of settings to play with, all of which can be controlled with the app
• Syncing up to other toys or sounds is great fun

Pros and Cons

How to choose your penis milking machine

1. Consider special features

All of the cock milking machines on this list feature automatic stimulation to some degree. Some focus on automatic suction, some mainly utilize rotations or vibrations, and some even thrust realistically. Most of them combine a few of these special features for even more stimulation. You'd do well to consider what kind of special features you have experience with, as your existing preferences will inform what kind of milking machine would suit you best.

Some are more focused on realism, such as suction and thrusting. These toys are trying to get you off in a lifelike manner, and have a higher chance of getting you to orgasm than something like vibrations alone.

Vibrations work better when they're giving a little extra kick to a textured sleeve. Rotations do a bit of both - they're not very realistic, but provide a lot of stimulation. Consider what you're looking for, and the right special features should become a little more obvious.

2. Focus on settings you'll actually use

These toys are expensive, so in order to ensure you're getting your money's worth, opt for a toy where you know for sure that you'll use all of its features. There's no sense in paying extra for features you won't use. Though it can be tempting to go for the toy with the most features, we wouldn't advise this, especially if there are features you've never used before.

Choosing what you know may feel a little less exciting, but it's a lot better than wasting money on features you'll never use, or features that you may end up disliking. If you're looking to try a new feature, and don't have an unlimited budget, you're off going for an entry-level toy that focuses on that feature.

3. Keep an eye on the stimulation level

Even with toys focused on providing pleasure, it's possible to have too much of a good thing. This is especially true when it comes to stimulation. Though you may want a powerful toy that'll give you a crazy orgasm, overstimulation is a very real thing, and it can really ruin your fun.

If you're not used to this however, the most powerful toy may not be appropriate, as it can leave you overstimulated and raw, or even just cause you to orgasm too quickly, which you don't always want.

Lots of these toys do allow you to start on a lower setting, but be sure to go for a toy with settings that you want to use, not settings you want to avoid.

4. Choose between charging and batteries

Disposable batteries tend to last longer, but you'll have to spend more money on them when they finally do run out. They're also less environmentally friendly, as they produce more waste.

Rechargeable batteries don't last quite as long, but they can be recharged when they run out, meaning you aren't having to shell out for packets of double-As every couple of weeks. That's the only drawback really, and it's often not much of a problem as you can use your toy, and then stick it on charge when you're done.

This is more a choice of priorities really. If you want your batteries to last a long time, and don't mind buying new batteries, go for a toy that uses the disposable kind. If you'd rather save your money at the cost of having to charge your toys up before use, go for rechargeable.

5. If you're a beginner, consider a basic milking machine

This goes hand in hand with a few of the other points we've made, but considering your level of experience is vital when it comes to getting a toy you know you'll use, and saving some money.

The most advanced toys are often the most expensive, so this also helps in terms of protecting your wallet, as you'll be buying a toy that fits your needs as well as your budget.

Summary

Penis milking machines are some of the more hardcore toys on the market, focusing on taking you all the way to an intense orgasm and keeping it going until you're entirely spent. If you're in the market for a powerful toy with advanced features, any of the devices on this list will probably do the trick, but you should still consider your personal preferences as well as your level of experience instead of choosing at random.

Be sure to take your preferred intensity of stimulation into account as well. We constructed this with everyone in mind, so no matter who you are and what you're into, we know there'll be something on it for you.